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E-Mail on Life please read if you want to smile:D^

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 7:16 PM
My dad sent me this e-mail with this attached to it, enjoy:

LIFE



Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk..
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.



GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree..
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground..
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.



GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is .. . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . .having money.
At age 50 success is ... . .. having money.
At age 70 success is . .... ... having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.



Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.


Have a wonderful day with many ! *smiles*


Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short..

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Sunset Swish - My Pace
  • Reading: Fanfic
  • Watching: Bleach and Naruto Shippuden

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Name: Maite Salas
Age: 16
Race: Dominican
Interests: Naruto, DB-Z-GT, Bleach, anime, drawing, video games, and anything else that gets my attention.

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  • Current Residence: Philadelphia, PA
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: That one that fits me
  • Print preference: The one comes out good.
  • Interests: Drawing, Naruto, Dragonball Z, Death Note, Bleach, anime, and videogames
  • Favourite movie: Any Naruto movie, Dragonball Z movie, and Bleach movie.
  • Favourite band or musician: The ones that don't suck
  • Favourite genre of music: Any kind that's I like
  • Favourite artist: Masashi Kishimoto(Naruto), Tite Kubo(Bleach), Takeshi Obata(Death Note), and Akira Toriyama(DBZ)
  • Favourite poet or writer: The person who wrote that book that didn't suck
  • Favourite style of art: Any style that is awesome in it's own way^^
  • Operating System: Windows XP( and hopefully Vista soon)
  • MP3 player of choice: Philips MP3
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything that is my favourite anime
  • Skin of choice: The one I have on
  • Favourite game: Anything that kicks ass
  • Favourite gaming platform: PlayStation 2(PS2), and The Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Anyone awesome from Naruto, Dragonball Z, Bleach, and other shows
  • Personal Quote: "Good for you!!(plus a thumps up)"
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil, eraser, and color pencils

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